FISTYNINE.COM

A field guide to the documented couplings of the modern era.

About

An entirely fictitious society, an entirely real website, and one short paragraph of explanation.

What this is

fistynine.com is a satirical field guide to nine documented couplings of the modern era. The framing is encyclopaedic and the tone is dry on purpose. None of the positions are real, none of the practitioners exist, and the Royal Cartographic Society for the Documentation of Domestic Couplings has not been chartered by anyone.

What this isn’t

It is not advice. It is not instruction. It is not a how-to in any sense the word usually carries. The illustrations are deliberately rudimentary and several are placeholders awaiting replacement.

The number nine

Nine entries was a pleasant number to land on, no more and no less.

Contact

There is no contact form. If you must, the domain’s WHOIS is current.